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"Which posters to alt.surfing have you met, surfed, or tripped
with, where and when?"
Yooper Visits alt.surfing -- "Need Advice"
Turby says, "I can be your boy toy" So I'm standing on the corner of 12th st and Vine... err... make that Playa del Norte and La Jolla Blvd, outside the Su Casa Restaurant
in beautiful downtown LJ. I'm chatting with that master of the bon mot, the father superior of surf dudes, the inimitable Bill Andrews. We're talking about life, death, and shoving things up your penis when up walks the beautiful miz JVM. "You're Yooper!" she screams, and jumps into my arms. Never one to spurn the affections of a sexy woman, I hesitate, squeeze a little bit more of that supple flesh, and put her down. "No, I'm not. Like you, I'm here to see if she really is a real person."
We all went inside, sat down, and started the detective game of figuring out which of you created this persona. The minutes dragged on. It was at least 20 past the meeting time. We finally started thinking of ways to humiliate the perpetrator of this hoax. We'd find the most disgusting hag, a real crone, post her pic online, and say we'd met her. We could concoct all kinds of trash and what could Yooper say? Just as we were getting into the plan, up walks this beautiful lady. Yep. The real thing. Lemme tell ya guys, you missed it. I don't know why she's slumming in A.S, because she can obviously handle anything and everything that comes her way. Sharp, witty, charming... if she wants a boy toy, she can have one. I'd get in line, but I'm afraid it's too long already.
At least I've got another point on my tally.
Turby the Turbosurfer Subject: Real or Memorex? Sat, 11 Jun 2005
Yooper replies. Hi - just got in after one of the nicest evenings EVER, thanks to you. Obviously I owe you one or two. What a lovely thing to say and I am delighted to have met all of you. It was truly an unforgetable evening and I'm so glad I had the guts to do it. Y.
Joanne (JCV) Plays, Too.
My weekend guest went to a Doyle Dykes concert so I stayed after
work for a few hours of working out. It got so late I figured I
might as well stop by before heading home to face hostess duty. Of course all the single San Diego AS'ers show up to Su Casa too.
She is definitely not a profile, has been photographed with and without her el dorado by BA, and is a lovely dinner date.
I tried to halt the guys from talking about
themselves (BA talks so loud I have to raise my hand) so that I could
grill her on how someone like her ends up with someone like the ex-bf
(the sex had to be great).Need I say that what was said at Su Casa will have to stay at Su Casa.
As always, thanks for picking up the check Tom....again.
She never told you guys how she found you. She typed in "surf bums" in Google.
Great time tonight. Thanks to BA for getting this party organized.
Yooper, you are a riot.
Joanne
Bill Andrews Had a Wonderful Weekend. Oh yes, by the way, regarding The Yooper Rendezvous. All I can say is that I had a wonderful weekend, and because I am a
gentleman, I am waiting for photo approval from Ms. Yooper for more photos to be released.
A Wise One Comments.
I think you've all been hornswaggled... again. That is CLEARLY Preston
Onkst dressed up in a Mrs Doubtfire costume. You guys are so
naive.
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Date: 16 Jun 2005 10:02:57 -0700
From: noSURFatu <nos_qize@yahoo.com>
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